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Superweapon? Doesn't seem so super.

July 30th, 2010 22:46 GMT in Beta

Snow quoted as saying "I made an oopsie."

2310 (BST) - London, England.

In a shocking lavender-scented turn of events tonight (30 July), the continent of Things That Are Fun (1,1,1:c) came into possession of prohibited armaments and, with a declaration of "what does this button do?", unleashed a wave of pink-tinted destruction upon an unsuspecting universe.

"It was a bit of a cock-up, really" says Snow, the rakish head of state. "I thought it would be lulzy, but it turned out to be what our defense department are calling an 'epic fail'."

Questioned about foreign policy and possible restitution, Snow only mentioned that he will not be reimbursing any lost resources and that "them buggers shouldn't be hoarding so much anyway, I mean, surely they should have spent it on something useful?" There was some frantic movement at this point as aides nudged a pile of suspicious magazines further under the podium.

"You must admit though, the colours are pretty."

Further developments as they come in.

Your Comments

Darkmajik5 wrote at July 30th 2010, 23:03:

The nearby slime cloud is irradiating your creatures!

 

Noo all my critters. Damn you sam, this is gonna cost me millions

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Depressed Stone wrote at July 30th 2010, 23:15:

"I think I could top that." - Sam's thoughts on the BP oil spill.

Miao wrote at July 31st 2010, 01:27:

Heh time warp. The press release is from last month

Anantaboga wrote at August 19th 2010, 04:23:

wtf is a supper weapon

Darkmajik5 wrote at August 19th 2010, 07:24:

A weapon that is meant to damage all continents in evolution, that is not able to be made, only bought off the auctions

Unfortunatly it does not work ATM.

Rutherf0rd wrote at August 21st 2010, 00:46:

A weapon that will create your last meal.

reread Kylech's post........ aaahahaha

They Came Out wrote at August 21st 2010, 20:43:

Ah ha... Ah ha ha... Ah ha ha ha ha ha...

I grow tired of making worthwhile posts in dead forums, and yet by posting here I feel I'm still doing it...

Kylech's wtf becomes Rutherford's ftw...

Rutherf0rd wrote at August 25th 2010, 18:33:

I agree, these forums seem to be too quiet this round.......

Anantaboga wrote at August 30th 2010, 22:16:

ya think..

Darkmajik5 wrote at August 31st 2010, 03:04:

There are still people around to post, it's just that there are so many stalkers of the forums how decide to say nothing

Anantaboga wrote at August 31st 2010, 20:56:

for sure

Cerebral Assasin wrote at September 13th 2010, 18:05:

I agree

Anantaboga wrote at September 21st 2010, 20:43:

i get the last word

and that finnal

Darkmajik5 wrote at September 22nd 2010, 06:16:

No you don't

*final

Rutherf0rd wrote at September 22nd 2010, 12:50:

lolwut?

finnal

Anantaboga wrote at September 22nd 2010, 17:30:

yes i do i can do this longer then you can

Darkmajik5 wrote at September 22nd 2010, 21:42:

I'm calling your bluff

Anantaboga wrote at September 22nd 2010, 23:22:

oh yha how old are you i bet im unger

and more dylxic

 

.....

Anantaboga wrote at September 22nd 2010, 23:23:

btw when do you think they will show another thing ???

Darkmajik5 wrote at September 23rd 2010, 08:16:

17.

What do you mean by anothr "thing"?

Houdini wrote at September 23rd 2010, 20:17:

OMG

Darkmajik5 wrote at September 24th 2010, 01:25:

Well, i think i'm 14 on IRC.

Maybe 13 ?

Anantaboga wrote at September 25th 2010, 15:49:

bla

Astronaut113 wrote at May 30th 2011, 13:19:

What? Did somebody spread a virus or something? Was it an intentional practical joke? Or what? I'm confused (as usual).

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